December 2011
sharticles:
greetings mtv
welcome to my crib
Happy Birthday Voldy
laurenallover:
At first he’ll be like;
we’re gonna surprise him;
then he’ll be like;
then he will give free hugs to everyone;
then eat;
and drink;
Voldy would be the DJ;
taking turns with Snape;
and we’re gonna dance endlessly like;
bl0w-a-kiss-at-the-methane-skies:
idk why everyone associates rock and metal with the devil for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
thesummerofpikey:
why do people think that all of their problems will disappear once the year ends heLLO you’re going to wake up the next day and your life is still going to suck lmao
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
undefinedunicorn:
pyra-the-pyro:
bampire:
yaminoyume:
bbthegreat:
the-ghost-girl:
bonjourclarice:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
yes yes yes
All. Of. Them.
Yes.
HappeningthisWednesday.
FUCK YEAH
… I don’t have Tumblr friends… :(
a-littlebit-manic:
Home alone for New Years tomorrow night….. yay….
Me too
me: I love [insert male celebrity here]
some asshole: he's so gay
average person: that's so mean why would you say that
me: OH MY GOD
me: REALLY
me: OH MY GOD DO YOU REALLY THINK SO
me: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
me: WHAT DO YOU KNOW
me: ARE THERE PICTURES SOMEWHERE ON THE INTERNET I HAVEN'T SEEN
me: HAS HE MADE A STATEMENT
me: IS THERE A SEX TAPE
me: OH MY GOD I MIGHT DIE
me: IS THERE FANFICTION ABOUT THIS
me: NEVERMIND I'LL WRITE IT
5 tags
I just got asked if there was a time difference between London and Scotland.
Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
“i am sooo awkward :(”
– 13 year old girl who goes out every weekend with her friends and has absolutely no problems being social (via pornscar)